Remember...
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
.....If it weren't for STRESS
I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever hits the fan...
Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don't have any film.
I always know...
God won't give me more than I can handle
There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.
Dogs Have Owners ~ Cats Have Staff
If the shoe fits.. buy a pair in every color.
Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian...
Not any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Bills travel through the mail...at twice the speed of cheques.
If you look like your passport picture...
you probably need the trip.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Men are from earth...Women are from earth...Deal with it
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind
and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years
and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing...
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
